The Guardian drew my attention to this alarming fact recently revealed by Maurice Newman, advisor to the Australian Prime Minister.
It would appear that somewhere off-limits to the non-Illiuminati there are, gathered together, evil characters plotting to enslave humanity by the simple expedient of trying to prevent greenhouse gases rendering the planet uninhabitable.
If ever there was an archetypal act of a malign dictatorship, this must surely be it.
We are all indebted to Maurice, this great visionary on a par only with the infallible David Icke, for pointing this out to us and resisting the Satan-worshipping factinistas that constitute the scientific community.
Unfortunately I was unable to locate a photograph of Maurice, but below is a screengrab of his sister.